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shialabae:

jvstxn:

buzzfeedpolitics:

Chicago man tells Obama: β€œDon’t touch my girlfriend.”

my mans obeezy put the moves on her at the end

obama aint shit β€œim not gonna touch your girl”
*touches her*

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diamoncls:

I FUCKED UP

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turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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Title: Booty (Feat. Iggy Azalea)
Artist: Jennifer Lopez
Played: 7947 times


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kingtriton:

hugsforderekhale:

kingtriton:

hugsforderekhale:

kingtriton:

hugsforderekhale:

can someone take me partying

πŸ’ƒlet’s do it

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πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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((πŸ‘ŸπŸ‘Ÿ))ha
((πŸ‘žπŸ‘ž))cha
((πŸ‘ πŸ‘ ))cha

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paradisaic:

posed nude for an art class today. they didn’t ask me to. i think they were making ceramic bowls.

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kingtriton:

hugsforderekhale:

kingtriton:

hugsforderekhale:

can someone take me partying

πŸ’ƒlet’s do it

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πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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kingtriton:

hugsforderekhale:

can someone take me partying

πŸ’ƒlet’s do it

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him Β this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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can someone take me partying

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